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Obamacare Contraception Mandate Goes Live

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Thursday, 02 August 2012 13:12

Written by Darrell Lect

Sandra Fluke, Julia and all other free-spirited liberal hippies can finally have the orgasms they've been holding back: female contraception is now free!  Thanks to Obamacare, yesterday, the free contraception mandate went into affect, forcing insurance companies to cover birth control and other preventive care for loose women.  This has been a side issue for the Obama administration, which has used women as pawns to gain their votes for the upcoming election.

Your biggest mistake is underestimating the Obama administration.  Everything they do is carefully calculated.  They knew that Obamacare would be an abortion and extremely unpopular with Americans, which is why it doesn't fully take effect until 2014, well after the 2012 election.  

Democrats also knew that women would be a target for their campaign, so they threw in the nugget of free contraceptives and created an absurd narrative that it's a basic human right for women.  Why contraceptives and not inhalers for people with asthma?  Or ointment for inner-thigh rashes, common among liberals?  Because it's easier to politicize female contraceptives.

That's where the repulsive Sandra Fluke - and we mean repulsive; please use all stereotypes to define this tall drink of water - came into play back in February.  She was a plant by the White House; a planned pawn to take attention off of Obama's destruction of the economy.  She's irrelevant.

From The Daily Caller:

Tuesday the administration heralded the implementation of eight facets of Obamacare’s preventative-care coverage for women, the contraceptive mandate among them.

“President Obama is moving our country forward by giving women control over their health care,” Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius said in a statement. “This law puts women and their doctors, not insurance companies or the government, in charge of health care decisions.”

The new regulations require all insurance companies to cover well-woman visits, gestational diabetes screenings, domestic and interpersonal violence counseling, FDA-approved contraception, breastfeeding supplies, HPV DNA testing, sexually transmitted infection counseling, and HIV testing without additional co-pays. The rules take effect at the following insurance renewal date on or after Wednesday.

And who the fuck is going to pay for this?  The taxpayers!  What a great pickup line at the bar.

Of course, this is still a major issue for religion institutions, which are being forced to alter their religious beliefs for an outrageous political move.  Obamacare may be the law of the land, but it will see its day of reckoning.

Darrell Lect is a contributing editor for Habledash.