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All Grown Up: Obama Ditches Training Wheels on Bike Ride

Friday, 27 August 2010 18:10

Smiling ear to giant ear for the cameras, the undocumented President Barack Obama spent part of today catering to a group who he called 'special' constituents. While vacationing for what seems like an eternity in the elite town of Martha's Vineyard, Obama put his golf clubs aside for a few hours to go for a brisk bicycle ride with his family, sporting a cool new helmet. The greenies will be pleased, as many would like the automobile to be eliminated and have the bicycle as the main mode of transportation, but that's irrelevant. The real news is that Barry took his training wheels off, proving he's all grown up.

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Anticipation Mounts for Obama's Appearance on 'The View'

Thursday, 29 July 2010 06:06

The undocumented President Obama, our celebrity-in-chief, is making a historic appearance on The View later this morning. It will be the first time in history that a current president graces the slob Joy Behar and the other ladies that host The View. Obama has been criticized for his decision to again act like he's campaigning, especially as the country's unemployment rate hovers near 10% and as he continues to vacation and suck at golf. But he's Chairman Obama, so he gets to do whatever he wants. What are the possible topics that the group will discuss, you ask? Let's take a look.

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New Evidence Proves Rachel Maddow is a Woman

Sunday, 11 July 2010 14:52

In what's now being described as "shocking" and "incredible," new evidence released late last week finally reveals the true sexual identity of the liberal MSNBC television gabber Rachel Maddow. The self-proclaimed intellectual and first openly gay host, Maddow sports a very manly haircut and boyish looks on her pathetically-rated show. But for the conservative conspiracy theorists of the world, last week's photos of Maddow from high school finally prove she is, in fact, a woman.

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Bush Wipes Haitian Sweat on Clinton's Shirt

Thursday, 25 March 2010 18:09

Former President George W. Bush gives the current Vice Idiot Joe Biden a run for his money when it comes to comedy. Bush has always been known for making gaffes or just making up words, but it didn't help that the liberal media painted him as an idiot - he didn't get away with anything. Former Presidents Bush and Clinton have been promoting their Haiti aid fundraiser to support the devastated country after the recent earthquake, in which the two just visited the country and left a wonderful impression.

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Tiger Woods Throws Porn Industry a Curve Ball

Friday, 19 February 2010 18:33 The Boss

When the news broke about Tiger Woods' secret sex-crazed life, one industry was ecstatic: the porn industry. Producers and porn stars alike were thrilled about the idea of new and clever scene titles, for example, using the obvious connection of Tiger to 'cougars,' super sexy middle-aged woman and the sexcapades they would embark on. But after learning more about Tiger, the industry has toned down their excitement due to the questionable size of Tiger's manhood.