The undocumented President Obama, our celebrity-in-chief, is making a historic appearance on The View later this morning. It will be the first time in history that a current president graces the slob Joy Behar and the other ladies that host The View. Obama has been criticized for his decision to again act like he's campaigning, especially as the country's unemployment rate hovers near 10% and as he continues to vacation and suck at golf. But he's Chairman Obama, so he gets to do whatever he wants. What are the possible topics that the group will discuss, you ask? Let's take a look.
First, by searching the hastag #PredictedToughViewQuestions on Twitter will bring up some very good topics for the group to discuss. We already know what Joy Behar's thinking based on her tweets.
"I'm getting ready to interview President Obama. There's so much security here at the View, you'd think Justin Bieber was back."
"The President is here. Finally some good food in the Green Room."
Way to go, Joy! Make sure you have a little bit of everything - best to be certain that the food is okay for the president!
But seriously, what will the group talk about? To actually praise the ladies, especially Elisabeth Hasselbeck who's a total babe, each of them have more private sector experience than the president. Here's what they may discuss:
- Sarah Palin's ridiculous wardrobe expenses during the '08 presidential campaign and how Michelle Obama is for the people and only wears burlap sacks.
- Who sleeps on the top bunk in the Oval Office? Andy Stern or Bill Ayers? Oh wait, that was a different Bill Ayers on the White House guest list.
- How racist FOX News is and that they're the reason for his slumping poll numbers.
- Obama's new "It Could be Worse" theme, clearly having nothing to do with former President Bush.
- Did we mention how racist the Tea Parties are?
- Michelle Obama's organic garden - and how it feeds Africa.
- How the chairman plugged the oil leak and stopped the oil spill - with or without his hands tied behind his back.
- Golf!
We're also expecting an intense foreign policy discussion, especially how Israel was at fault for the Flotilla raid and that the White House had no involvement with the decision for the Lockerbie bomber being transferred to Libya.
If The View's ratings are huge tomorrow, it will be the first time in some time that something on the show is bigger than Joy Behar. This appearance by Obama is a joke and it's embarrassing for America.
The Loyal Opposition is a contributing editor for Habledash.
