The undocumented President Obama is only about three months late, but he finally took a vacation to the Gulf of Mexico to take a dip months after the BP oil spill and explosion. America's First Family has been on a slew of vacations in the past few months, but residents of the Gulf Coast were thrilled to see their commander-in-chief go put on his floaties to prove to the country that it's safe to swim in the water. The problem with this, other than only half of Obama should be able to swim because he's half black, is that he swam in Saint Andrew Bay and not the Gulf were the oil spill occurred, which was closed because of riptide warnings.


