Cruella De Vil Takes Over Body of HHS Secretary in the Wake of H1N1 Outbreak
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- Created on Monday, 26 October 2009 21:09
Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius testified to the Senate last week about the H1N1 outbreak, but the audience was shocked at what they saw. It wasn't Sebelius that was addressing Congress, but Disney's Cruella De Vil, cleverly disguised as Sebelius. In what one can only imagine is a side-effect of the H1N1 virus, Secretary De Vil was still able to calm the audience.
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Obama Jets to Denmark; Set to Pitch Chicago Special Olympics Bid for 2016
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- Created on Tuesday, 29 September 2009 22:03
To cheers of "pizza party, pizza party!" President Obama is preparing to leave for Denmark with First Lady Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey to pitch his bid for Chicago to hold the 2016 Special Olympics. President Obama has dropped all important issues including the war in Afghanistan and healthcare reform as he focuses on what's most important for America: bringing the Special Olympics to Chicago.
Ben & Jerry's Releases First Gay-Friendly Ice Cream
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- Created on Tuesday, 08 September 2009 21:11
Ben & Jerry's, known for ice cream flavors such as Cherry Garcia and Chunky Monkey, has become the first company to release a gay friendly ice cream. One of their signature flavors, Chubby Hubby, has been renamed for the month of September to Hubby Hubby in support of marriage equality in the state of Vermont. Gays have been rushing out to the stores to stock up on the only gay friendly ice cream that's available only for a month.
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