Vice Idiot Joe Biden has had a great couple of days - from purely a comedic standpoint. He's handed candy to a child and given free dating advice to 11-year olds, two things that clearly go hand in hand. It's times like these that make us forget that this unintentionally funny individual is a liar, a socialist, and the dumbest man to ever be vice president. And that's okay because everyone needs a break once in awhile and deserves to embrace the comedic gold of Vice Idiot Joe Biden.
The whole "don't take candy from strangers" concept was thrown out the window yesterday. And after watching Vice Idiot Joe Biden, he looked a little too familiar giving candy to a child. During yesterday's swearing in of the newly elected Congress, Representative Ron Wyden's (D - OR) three year-old son broke protocol and stole Biden's script. Biden off script is just as bad as Obama. The only difference is that Biden is f*cking hilarious. (Video below, forward to two minutes)
Incompetent and not knowing what to do, the first thing that came to Biden's mind was to bribe him with candy. There's nothing more that a kid wants than a sweaty mint from the pocket of the vice president. It worked, proving that Wyden's son is likely to accept candy from strangers. Congressman Wyden, you need to fix that with your son.
The fun didn't end there, though.
When swearing in the incoming senators, the message was clear: Don't date 'till you're 30. This of course was right before he swore in the lawmakers, clearly the most appropriate time to offer dating advice to the daughters and granddaughters of members of Congress.
Newly elected Michael Bennett's (D - CO) daughter had a great back and forth with Biden.
Biden: "[Do you remember what I said] the last time I saw 'ya?
Girl: "Smile?"
Biden: "No dates 'till you're 30."
Then he couldn't resist and went after some of the older babes, even pulling one close to him for a photo. What a stud! And notice Chuck the schmuck Schumer standing and watching Biden. He's in disbelief with what he's seeing.
Leave it to Vice Idiot Joe Biden to make a great day even better.
The Loyal Opposition is a contributing editor for Habledash.
